You are
The Night Market Regular
“You did not see China. You ate it, on a stick, standing up, at midnight.”
You navigate a city by what it smells like at 9pm, and the museums are things you walk past on the way to dinner. It works better than most itineraries — you just refuse to admit that it is one.
Saves a card you can post. It has a QR code, so whoever sees it can take the test too.



